Ask a 3-year old how to cook a turkey, and you will get these kinds of answers.
Take a 3 pound turkey and put some sprinkles inside. Mommy cooks the turkey. She cooks it for a long time and she puts it right.
Take a 2 pound and 5 fingered size turkey and put some chicken and macaroni inside with butter on top. Cook it in microwave for 2 weeks.
Take a 7 pound turkey, put some chicken and some bacon inside with some sprinkles on top. Ms Amy will cook the turkey in big oven at very hot for 3 more minutes.
Take a 1 pound turkey, put some apples and bananas inside with some grapes on top. Mommy will cook it in oven at very hot for maybe 2 minutes.
Take an 8 pound turkey, put some candy and some turkey inside with sparkles on top. Momma will cook it in the kitchen for 8 minutes.
I’m going to take our 3 pound turkey and make a pet. I’ll keep it in my room and feed it corncobs.
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Take a 100 pound turkey and put some cinnamon and sparkles inside with some frog legs on top. Dad will cook it at home on the grill at 5 hot.
Take a 4 pound turkey and put apples and bananas inside with some noodles and turkey on top. Mommy will cook it in the oven for 4 minutes at really hot.
Take a 7 pound turkey, put some chicken and milk inside with a wrapper on top. Mommy will cook it on the stove for 5 seconds.
Our turkey will be (hands over my head) big and Mommy will put peanut butter inside with mashed potatoes on top and cook it on the stove for 2 minutes.
Take a 6 pound turkey and put some oranges and apples inside and cook it on the grill for 1 hour.
Take a 3 pound turkey, cook it in the kitchen for 4 minutes with spices on top.
Take a 12 pound turkey, put a little bit of candy and maybe some dessert inside with maybe a stop sign on top. Momma’s going to put it in the oven top. That’s how it tastes good. She cooks it for 3 minutes until it goes beep beep. That means the turkey is done.
Take an 11 pound turkey, put some salt, pepper and spices inside with more salt and a teeny bit more salt on top. I’ll cook it with my family outside on the grill for about 5 minutes.