Overheard in a grocery store today.
Man: Why do you have your Easter things out already?
Cashier: Easter is just a few weeks away.
Man: I used to go to church. I’m sure Easter is in April.
Cashier: Easter is early this year.
Man: I thought it was the same time every year.
Cashier: It moves. It’s not like a government holiday. It’s early this year.
Man: Oh. I still think it is too early to have your Easter things out.
Nothing like a holiday that sneaks up on you to surprise you. After all, it takes some time to get ready for a resurrection.